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The Damned Punish or absolve all 27 shades of The Inferno

What Was That? Attack, counter, cast a Sign and throw a bomb (in any order) in under 4 seconds.

Gabriel's Sword Add a fire elemental effect to a sword or a khopesh

Collateral damage Kill 3 enemies with parried projectiles

Death Despiser Get gold in all races in the farm.

Final Chapter? Complete every job and beat every boss in all the episodes.

Shiv-a-saur Kill a large dinosaur with a dagger

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Fell for it Defeat the Mechameleon

Holy Man Max out the Holy path

Sniper Suppressor Take out all Scrotus snipers

Not on my Watch Prevent the walking tank from being destroyed by the Drone Swarm in "Induction."

Zer0ed In Defeat all of Zer0's Targets of Opportunity.
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Jakobs Fodder Completed the "Jakobs Fodder" mission

Explosive efficiency Kill 3 enemies with one landmine

Paperboy The Hard Way Run over 5 bikers.

Social Lubricant Complete level 10 against all 3 Drinking Game opponents

Legend Of The Wastes Reach Level 50

Long Way Down Crash a helicopter by shooting the pilot.

6 Feet Under Complete story mode as The Grim Reaper.

He Was A Skater Boy Knock 5 skaters off the road.

Bomb Squad Complete the first mission.

As It Was Foretold Complete "The Prophecy" storyline

Bus Depot Complete a match on Bus Depot with at least 5 downs or executions

Nothing but Net Neutralize the 'Fog of War' machine gun with a frag grenade.

Custom 358 Drove at 120 mph or faster for 20 seconds

...to make an omelet Destroy all the mutant dinosaur eggs

The Quick Driver Complete a Time Bomb Death Run

Million Dollar Granddad Fully upgrade your kart.

Ultimate Predator Hunt all Mythical Animals (Solo Campaign only)

Turistas Complete 'Takedown' and 'The Hornet's Nest' on Veteran difficulty.

Forsaken Survivalist Complete a game of Survivors on Bookstore, Home Town, Suburbs or Bus Depot

Luckily My Shield Will Protect Me Successfully use a shield to block 20 attacks.

Pumped Porter Deliver 3,000 kg of cargo.
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Master Ninja Defeat 50 enemies with stealth attacks.

Lined Pockets Paid a fine to the Lost Heaven Police Department

Suburbs Complete a match on Suburbs with at least 5 downs or executions

Elder Knowledge Complete "Elder Knowledge"

Well-Rounded Warrior Complete all Haiku, Onsen, Shinto Shrines, and Bamboo Strikes on Iki Island.

My Name is Lincoln Clay You jammed a knife through Santangelo's head

Cheers Don't miss a single glass of sarsaparilla in Saloon Bug.

The Enemy of My Enemy Use the Axii Sign to force one opponent to kill another. Do this 20 times.

Target Confirmed Instruct the Honey Badger to kill 80 enemies in 'Exodus'.

Pet Cemetery Send Dogeyes, Ratface and Ponytail back to Hell.

Death's Apprentice Reach Unholy Level 7

Feeling Lucky? Hose 20 oldies with the Uzi.

Dark Rider Ride for 100 miles
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Rest In Pieces In a BT area, cut an umbilical cord for the first time without the BT noticing.

The Metropolis Complete all levels in The Metropolis

Angel Knives Defeat Black Fang without getting hit