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Portal Shutdown Successfully shut down the condenser portal.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Cave Hoarder Pickup 80 collectibles.

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Solitary Confinement Capture and lock up Harley Quinn

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Freeflow Combo 20 Complete a combo of 20 moves (any play mode)

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Badges Collect all badges.

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John