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Hard Choice Shoot the helicopter pilot with a Magnum at point-blank range.

I See London, I See France Die.

Pinstripe Patooey Defeat Pinstripe Potoroo.

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Instrument of Vengeance Resolved to be more than a victim of circumstance.

Good Times Head to Champions Field and complete an Online game

Jakobs Fodder Completed the "Jakobs Fodder" mission

Entryway Complete the SnapMap Basic and Advanced Tutorials

Powering Up Complete "Powering Up"

B.O.W.s Are Ugly Defeat 100 enemies that have come out of a chrysalid.

Ned's Undead, Baby, Ned's Undead Killed Ned. Again.

Night of the Living Ned Killed Ned...sort of

The Nuclear Option Complete "The Nuclear Option"

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Reflection Complete the adventure.

Legend Of The Wastes Reach Level 50

Family, Not Friends Play a complete game with Dominus or Takumi

Instrument of Survival Evaded pursuers, though memories of the past still gave chase.

Nuclear Family Complete "Nuclear Family"

…The Harder They Fall Kill 5 Giant Creatures

No Child Left Behind You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

They're Not Dolls… Collect 10 Vault-Tec Bobbleheads

Disavowed Complete Black Ops on Hardened, Veteran, or Realistic.

Blind Betrayal Complete "Blind Betrayal"

Making a Monster Built the New Car: Monster

Catch Find someone to play remote Batarang catch with

Covered in Brass Earn 150 different medals.

Getaway Complete "Desperate Escape" on any difficulty setting.

Sneaking Around Get through the aircraft carrier's bridge area without being noticed.

Weapons Master Use all the weapons in the game and kill ten enemies with each of them.

Mystery Stalker Reveal the mystery watcher

Pay Your Respects A moment of remembrance

Instrument of Rebellion Made plans to infiltrate enemy-occupied territory.

Ad Victoriam Complete "Ad Victoriam"

Underground Undercover Complete "Underground Undercover"

Heirlooms Collect all the serpent emblems.

Connection Ride the Great White Shark.

Rockets' Red Glare Complete "Rockets' Red Glare"

Just Get Me Outta Here Complete the game within 4 hours.

Re-Buttal You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Walk it Off Complete the game using only 3 First Aid Meds or less.

Leave It to the Pro Complete the entire game on Professional.

Mercenary Complete 50 Misc. Objectives

More Popular Than John Lennon Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Resource Manager Complete the game without opening the Item Box more than 3 times.

Instrument of Shame Carried the burden of guilt to the end of the line.

…They're Action Figures Collect 20 Vault-Tec Bobbleheads

Clothes Whore You've collected all of the available costumes.

Icing the Cake In Snow Day, score a goal from your own side of the ice