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Broken Toys Destroy it all

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Hold Still Please Slow 100 Enemies with the Amulet of Uroborus

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Fly Swatter Shoot and knock back Marguerite while she's leaping at you.

They're ACTION Figures! Collect 3 figures.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Bob and Weave Counter an enemy's attack three times in row.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Bargaining Chip Reunite the separated couple

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Combat tested, Doomguy approved Reach Level 5 in Multiplayer

Pick Pocket Steal the score of a lifetime

Give a Little Push Knock ten enemies off a high place.

Shareware Create and publish a SnapMap

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Must've Got Lost Complete "Lost in Nightmares" on any difficulty setting.

Stuntman Defeat 20 enemies with the Hydra using a quick shot.

Dial Z For Murder Stop the phone booth killer

Print's Not Dead Read 20 Magazines

Homerun! Get a Homerun

Bring the Heat Take down an enemy from 50 meters away with a headshot using the thermal scope.

The Devil Is in the Details Read all of the files in a single playthrough.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Foe To Friend Use an enemy combat robot to kill 10 enemies.

Mr. Nowhere Destroy all Mr. Everywhere statuettes.

No Rest for the Living Play 5 published SnapMaps

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Jetstream Burst 15 fish schools in the jetstream.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Legendary Warrior Complete the game on Hard Difficulty

High Voltage Defeat ten enemies with a stun rod charge attack.

Food Chain Witness predation while meditating.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Instrument of Flight Slipped through the net and lived to fight another day.

Professor Pulverized Defeat Ripper Roo.

Pelicans in Your Pocket Obtain all of the Antique Coins in Easy or Normal difficulty.

Ballet Perform a flip while riding a creature.

Koala Konked Defeat Koala Kong.

Mastermind Rescue the second hostage from Riddler

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Wasteland D.I.Y. Craft 100 Items

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Forensic Expert Collect enough evidence to locate the gun for hire