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Pheidippides Run (move or sprint) at least 42,195 m

Cure For The Plague Complete the Swamp Shard Challenge

SuperCop Score 250 points at the shooting range.

Are you ready now? Talk to Squidward 10 times as SpongeBob.

The Third Thing Defeat Hartman

Gramr Released Pull Gramr out of the Tree

Trust Your Senses Complete the Blindness Shard Challenge

Let's Talk Complete Wendell’s Confession quest.

Warrior Escape the Sea of Corpses

Into the Mountain Enter Helheim

Green around the Ears Complete the entire game on Amateur.

Can't Touch This Kill 20 enemies in a row without taking damage.

Cashing Out Complete The Man Himself quest.

Avid Inventor Successfully invent at least 100 items

Stuck Up Rob five stores in under five minutes.

Not Arresting You Anymore Complete No Way Out quest.

May Be Used Against You Hack an enemy turret.

Tamed the Beast Defeat Fenrir

Mouths Wide Open Kill a Volatile

A Real Hero Save a cat from the Burning Hotel.

The Final Battle Confront Hela

In Love with Ryan Slept with Ryan.

Lost And Found Again? Keep track of your kids!

Young Escapee Escape the bedroom within 60 seconds during Sherry's segment.

Ding! Champion Earned level 50

Payback's A B**** Defeat Straga

Sight Beyond Sight Collect the Mask of Shadows

Bolt-Ons Unlock 10 Character Heads or Skins.
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Strong Reach Power Prof. Lvl 10

Star Smasher Defeat 100 robots as Patrick

"Nice shooting, son" Complete the game on any difficulty level.

Did I do that? Complete Present 1

Cruise Control Keep any vehicle at thirty mph or over for five more minutes.

Meditation Maestro You reached a higher state of mind.
Or at least some peace and quiet.

Wolfsbane Defeat the Guardians of the Graveyard.

Ultimate Blade Forge the Armageddon Blade

Hostile Work Environment Kill 50 Hiss Sharpened
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Good eyes, Murphy! Find a PCB for Auto-9 in a secret area of Steel Mill

Mood Swing Took things a bit too far, didn't you?

Exporter Sell five vehicles to Derek at the dock.

A Road Less Traveled Complete the mission "The Road To Sanctuary".

Something Fishy Don't feed the animals! Or do, they're adorable.

Workplace Recreation Play a single game in Arcade Mode

Unlikely Valentine Complete "Unlikely Valentine"

The Nightmare's Finally Over Complete the game on Normal.

A Gift from Beyond Earn a Rune

You Call This Easy? COMPLETE the game on EASY difficulty

The Final Challenger? Defeat The Destroyer

Cosplay Kill an Enemy While Playing as an Alternate Character Costume Other Than Drake

Hard to Kill The police want you dead. Survive for ten minutes!