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THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

The Siege Complete Main Quest "The Aftermath".

Collector All Collected all of the artifacts

Moving On Collected every trophy in the game

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Moronic Drone Get a job

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Almost There Complete Main Quest "The Final Weighing".

The End Complete the last Main Quest.

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Biting the Hand that Feeds You Defeat Megaera and the Titan Hecatonchires

I'm a Legend Be equipped with only Legendary equipment.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Deliverance Release friend

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Badges Collect all badges.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Big Brother Protect Francesca.

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Birds of a Feather Flame every Vulture in Cliff Town

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred