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Energy Conscious Turn off the television

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

The Lizard Complete Main Quest "The Lizard's Face".

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

Hacked a Turret The player has successfully hacked a turret

Handy Man Craft 20 items.

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Charted! - Normal Finish the Game on Normal Without Changing the Difficulty

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Shadow of Egypt Kill 10 enemies in a row without being detected.

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Defy Authority Defeat a Phylakes.

Journey into Knight Even The Odds.

Earn a Winged Dagger Complete 'F.N.G.'.

The Crocodile Complete Main Quest "The Crocodile's Jaws".

100 Headshots Kill 100 Enemies with Headshots

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS-9mm

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

Slasher Kill 3 enemies with one hit.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Novice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

The Siege Complete Main Quest "The Aftermath".

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Don't Fence Me In Climb a chain link fence and rejoice.

Reporter Take 1 photo in 5 different territories.

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Clean Up Your Act Defeat Sasha.

Almost There Complete Main Quest "The Final Weighing".

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

The End Complete the last Main Quest.

Biting the Hand that Feeds You Defeat Megaera and the Titan Hecatonchires

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater