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Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Bird Brained Charge a Vulture

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

Quality Research Photo The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest grade

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Saving Deputy Pratt Save Deputy Pratt (Solo Campaign only).

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Triathlon Defeat all three Ski Gnorcs

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Don't Need No Stinkin' Gun Defeat an enemy with a knife.

Resist The Fear Conquer the effects of the Scarecrow's fear gas

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

Crocodile Tears Venture into Killer Croc's lair and come out alive

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Quick reload Unlock tactical perk 8

Defeated Peach Wilkins The player has defeated Peach Wilkins

Freakshow Rodeo Ride Titan henchman and knock down 10 thugs (any play mode)

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Dual-wield expert Unlock assault perk 8

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 50 Treasures

Shoot the Moon Use a cannon to dispatch a taunting Gnorc

Like A Bird Use a wingsuit to travel more than 5000m (Campaign only).