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Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

First Treasure Find 1 Treasure

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS-9mm

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

100 Headshots Kill 100 Enemies with Headshots

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

Novice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Fall Guys Kill 10 enemies by shooting them in the leg

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Truth Seeker Collect 25% of all narrative assets (relics, murals and documents)

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest