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Locked and Loaded Upgrade each available component for a single sidearm or longarm weapon.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Take Up Arms Join the Companions

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Citizen Buy a house

Gatekeeper Join the College of Winterhold

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Daedric Influence Acquire a Daedric Artifact

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Artificer Make a smithed item, an enchanted item, and a potion

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Snake Tongue Successfully persuade, bribe, and intimidate

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Diplomatic Immunity Complete "Diplomatic Immunity"

Take From the Rich Rob or loot $250.

Hard Worker Chop wood, mine ore, and cook food

Settling Feuds Complete Chapter 3.

Expert Reach Level 25

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Taking Care of Business Join the Thieves Guild

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Subversive You stole an experimental super weapon from Merryweather... and gave it back.

Explorer Discover 100 Locations

Blood Oath Become a member of the Circle

Taking Sides Join the Stormcloaks or the Imperial Army

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Blitzed You performed a classic blitz play.

Alduin's Wall Complete "Alduin's Wall"

Trigger Discipline Do not injure any civilians in 'Piccadilly'.

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Wanted Escape from jail

Tea Time Complete the single player Campaign on any difficulty.

Hero of the People Complete 50 Misc Objectives

Love from Above Destroy 4 trucks with 4 drone strikes before they reach the end of their path in 'The Embassy'.

Sky High Score an Aerial Goal

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

GG Win the MVP award in a game that goes to overtime

Restore Balance Defeated the Corrupted Rot God.

Elder Knowledge Complete "Elder Knowledge"

Skill Master Get a skill to 100

Hermit's Lair Locate the hideout

No Child Left Behind You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Driver's Ed Shoot the driver of the suicide truck.