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Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

Don't Mess With BD-1 Defeat an enemy with a hacked droid

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Pure of Hart Return the Stags of the Four Seasons

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Rightful Place Return all the Lindwyrms to Ratatoskr

Perfect Soldier Completed most of the physical training successfully.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

How it's Going Fully repair the Amulet of Yggdrasil

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Invasive Species Complete all of the Crater Hunts

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Fight Apprentice Won every fight whilst taking less than 5 hits.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Full House Recruit all possible crew members for the Mantis

Productive Day Sleep for more than one hour.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Full Belly Obtain all of the Apples of Iðunn and Horns of Blood Mead

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

Blade Master Hit a single enemy with all lightsaber types

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Catch Me if You Can Escaped the train without being arrested.

Ready for Commitment Fully upgrade one armor set

The Florist Collect one flower from each of the nine realms

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

The Librarian Collect all of the Books

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Trials by Fire Complete the Trials of Muspelheim

Kickoff Defeat an enemy using only kicks

The Curator Collect all of the Artifacts

The Bright Master Discover some of the Wraith's past.

Legendary Beasts Defeat four mysterious creatures

Cal Got Your Tongue? Slice an oggdo's tongue

Scratch Scratch the vinyl in the club.

Kicking Back Kick a phillak that has kicked you

Triple Take Defeat 3 enemies using a single lightsaber throw

The True Queen Battle Gná

Grave Mistake Battle King Hrólf