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Buzzin' Collect 28 Scout Flies

Stop, Drop, & Roll Defeat 3 Majini at once by setting oil canisters on fire.

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

Rider's Block Make 20 Saves

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Pop Goes the Lurker Destroy the Balloon Lurkers

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Purple Pain Navigate the Purple Precursor Rings

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Power Chords Collect 50 Power Cells

Biting the Hand that Feeds You Defeat Megaera and the Titan Hecatonchires

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

De-Klawwed Defeat Klaww

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Tell Me How You Really Feel Kill 25 Enemies using the Rage of the Gods

Speedy Fast Beat the Record Time on the Gorge

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

Zoom Zoom! Reach the End of the Mountain Pass

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie