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Three little piggies… You'll be amazed how much food they need.
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Blood Clot Boy Beat The Hospital dark world without dying

You hear that? We’re official... Complete Assault on the 87th Precinct.

True Awesomeness Earn every Trophy in the game

Road Trip That thing wouldn't have fit onto the street anyway.
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Raisin the stakes It's Californian gold!
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Olea europaea It's a fruit, not a vegetable!
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Original grain My horses are crazy for it.
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Happy Town Have more than 95% city happiness for 5 years

Celsius or Fahrenheit? Toggling the 45° Red-Dot Sight between kills, get 10 kills in a row without missing on OVK or above

Shish Kebab Kill 50 enemies using the Fire Torch upgrade in online games

Fluffiness Building up my wool empire.
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Cowherd Bet you didn't think they'd be that much work, right?
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The Reconing Finish any heist and kill at least 200 enemies using the Reconnaissance Sight on Vh or above.

Seven Deuce Abuse Win a hand with 7 2 offsuit as your hole cards

Tradin' Paint Ram 5 players to death in a single online game.

Coffee Stain Goat Simulator - Finish the level on Death Wish.

Five Star! Grab five stars in one run!

Totemic! Finish the Totem Cup in Deleted Scenes!

GLOBE TROTTER Play a complete game on every map online.

Leaner and meaner Part exchange a vehicle for a cheaper one.

Game on I'm somewhat of a collector myself.
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Beginner Get a score of 80,000 in Endless mode

Ain't No Cavalry Comin' Have a soldier survive every mission in a full game.

Anti Social Behaviour Order Achieve ANY rank on ALL Rampage side missions

Fix me up Seriously, you should consider a membership card.
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Youth Trumps Experience Provoke Marburg into a fatal duel.

Helper A does not stop … ever What do you mean "take care of my own farm as well"?
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Cheese it Anybody up for some fondue?
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White Men Can Jump Perform ALL FIFTY cinematic stunt jumps

One With The Shadows Complete 3 missions with less than 5 kills and with no enemies alerted to your presence.

Novice Treasure Hunter Collect 30 treasure chests

Firefighter Complete 5 Missions (obtainable in regular missions only)

Thalassophobia Yacht Heist - Finish the heist within 6 minutes on OVK or above.

Pretty colourful Childhood memories, brought back to your home.
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Man In Brown Achieve ANY rank on ALL Hot Potato side missions

That's a wrap What's in the bale?
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Contender Get 350,000 points in a single play session of Riot Control.

Walk-In Rescue Driver Drive the Walk-In Rescue (obtainable in regular missions only)

Gone but not for cotton Where would you even store them?!
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Twofer Kill two enemies with a single rat rocket.

Highly cultivated I'm a little proud of this one myself.
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Puzzle Beginner Complete 10 puzzles in Puzzle mode

Vegetarian Eat all foods in a campaign without killing any advanced creature.

Rocket Man! Finished the fifth act of Movie Mode!

Hidden Sonata Complete the urban legend “Secret Symphony”.

The plot thickens You won't rest until you've reached maximum efficiency.
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It's sow easy Planting one bean will yield much green.
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Judge, Jury, and Executioner Let your gun do the talking.

Large-scale supplier These are the fruits of your labour.
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