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Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Bare-knuckle Brawler Defeat 20 Enemies with Hand-to-Hand Combat

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

20 Headshots Kill 20 Enemies with Headshots

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

Bare-knuckle Slugger Defeat 50 Enemies with Hand-to-Hand Combat

Apprentice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

30 Kills: KAL-7 Kill 30 Enemies with the KAL-7

100 Headshots Kill 100 Enemies with Headshots

Brute Beater Successfully Counter all of a Brute's Damage-Giving Attacks

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with the Mk-NDI

30 Kills: M9 Kill 30 Enemies with the M9

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

30 Kills: G-MAL Kill 30 Enemies with the G-MAL