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Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).

They were cute Kill 25 Butterflies

I think this one is old Kill 100 Scorpions

I hope this is it Kill 25 Spiders

But not cute enough Kill 50 Butterflies

There were more... Kill 50 Spiders

This wasn't easy Kill an Area Boss

Starting Complete Area 1

Shouldn't it be on the sea? Kill a Manta

Learner's Permit Mastered the fundamentals of gravity.

Boss Batch 3 Kill the Kraken and all three Sisters of Fate

Annoying as always Kill 50 Mosquitos

Recurring Nightmare Face your biggest fears and keep your sanity

Getting Better Complete Area 2

Big Brother Protect Francesca.

Zsasz Cut Down To Size Save Dr. Young from being killed by Victor Zsasz

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

This is it, right? Complete Area 3

Platinum Ship Get all the trophies

Moronic Drone Get a job

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

Novice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Pop Goes the Lurker Destroy the Balloon Lurkers

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Can't Touch This Precision Evade 100 attacks

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Legend of Shadow Complete a Dagger Mission and begin growing the legend of Acharn.

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Purple Pain Navigate the Purple Precursor Rings

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Visiting Alderaan Places Explore the crashed Venator

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo