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Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

Blade in the Crowd Assassinate fifty enemies.

Queensbury Rules Reach combo level 40.

A Modern Babylon Complete Memory Sequence 3.

Wrong Number Spent time waiting for a call

Thieftaker Bring three Bounty targets back alive.

Perpetual Motion Rode the Witches Hat for two minutes

A Quick and Reliable Remedy Complete Memory Sequence 4.

Unqualified Success Complete three Templar Hunts and their challenges.

Hypochondriac Arrived and left Wade's surgery many, many times

Children's Aid Society Complete five Child Liberation memories.

Friends at My Back Recruit a gang of 5 allies.

The Perils of Business Complete Memory Sequence 5.

Ordinary Criminal Complete twenty Crowd Events.

A Run on the Bank Complete Memory Sequence 6.

Phantom Learn every Stealth Skill as Evie.

Bartitsu Learn every Fight Skill as Jacob.

Who Am I Erase your past identity in the Blume servers

Look Out Below Kill three enemies with a single stack of hanging barrels.

The End Completed the game

All Is Fair in Politics Complete Memory Sequence 7.

The Joys of Freedom Complete Memory Sequence 8.

Bare-Knuckle Champion Win three different Fight Clubs.

Bedfellows, Strange or Otherwise Reach maximum Loyalty with any Associate.

Flawless Conqueror Secure three Gang Strongholds and complete their optional constraints.

Shall We Dance? Complete Memory Sequence 9.

Zip This Up Shoot an enemy in a sensitive spot.

Put Your Damn Pants On Buy some pants after the party

Wonder of the Age Reach Level 10.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU Flip five vehicles by shooting their horses.

Beyond Hope Save Lithariel's life.

Eye Sore Collect 20 Cyclops Eyes

Chimney Sweep Synchronize every Viewpoint in London.

Howard's Train Spent time playing with Howard's train set

Little Sister Savior The player has completed the game without harvesting any Little Sisters