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Racing Be faster than the Sentinels.

Wrong direction The other way was safer.

My Name Is Earl Buy 20 cosmetic items from Crazy Earl.
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Patience Turning your back to the truth and persevering will lead you nowhere.

Must've Got Lost Complete "Lost in Nightmares" on any difficulty setting.

Platinum Trophy Unlocked when all trophies collected.

Good intentions Try to undo a mistake.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Bite the dust Break the five strange statues.

Hold your breath Use only one bubble in the underwater cave.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

From the sky to the abyss Witness the resting place of the once mighty.

Lost Lullaby Complete the lost lullaby.

Toyful Child Collect all the toys.

The Truth Peek through all the keyholes.

Blend-in with the surroundings Move undetected amongst the shades.

Full Wardrobe Collect all the outfits.

It's a process Recompose all the emblems.

Sweet Memory Reunite with the white shade.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

The end is a new beginning Obtain all trophies.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Biggest Badass In The Borderlands Reach level 50.
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For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Mastermind Rescue the second hostage from Riddler

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Forensic Expert Collect enough evidence to locate the gun for hire

Contract Terminated Stop the contract operative

I'm A Bit... I Mean Witch. Execute a Torture Attack.

Triple Crown Win three events in a row

Exoarchaeolo—You Get the Gist Discover all named locations on Nekrotafeyo.
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Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Trials Sneak through the underground passage without tearing your scarf.

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Good Against Remotes Is One Thing Get a perfect score at the Firing Range on any difficulty.

Tiny Trounced Defeat Tiny Tiger.

A Primer In The Magical Arts Complete the Vestibule.

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Rewards Card Earn a Loyalty Package from each weapon manufacturer.
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Got Big Game Defeat all of Hammerlock's Legendary Hunts.
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Zer0ed In Defeat all of Zer0's Targets of Opportunity.
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No Child Left Behind You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Guidance From Amy Compete against Amy's high horsepower contacts

Mystery Stalker Reveal the mystery watcher

Pay Your Respects A moment of remembrance

Getaway Complete "Desperate Escape" on any difficulty setting.