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Patience Turning your back to the truth and persevering will lead you nowhere.

Platinum Trophy Unlocked when all trophies collected.

My Name Is Earl Buy 20 cosmetic items from Crazy Earl.
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Good intentions Try to undo a mistake.

Hold your breath Use only one bubble in the underwater cave.

Bite the dust Break the five strange statues.

From the sky to the abyss Witness the resting place of the once mighty.

Must've Got Lost Complete "Lost in Nightmares" on any difficulty setting.

Lost Lullaby Complete the lost lullaby.

Blend-in with the surroundings Move undetected amongst the shades.

Toyful Child Collect all the toys.

The Truth Peek through all the keyholes.

Full Wardrobe Collect all the outfits.

It's a process Recompose all the emblems.

Sweet Memory Reunite with the white shade.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Dial Z For Murder Stop the phone booth killer

The end is a new beginning Obtain all trophies.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Triple Crown Win three events in a row

Biggest Badass In The Borderlands Reach level 50.
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Professor Pulverized Defeat Ripper Roo.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Mastermind Rescue the second hostage from Riddler

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Forensic Expert Collect enough evidence to locate the gun for hire

Contract Terminated Stop the contract operative

Exoarchaeolo—You Get the Gist Discover all named locations on Nekrotafeyo.
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Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Tiny Trounced Defeat Tiny Tiger.

Good Against Remotes Is One Thing Get a perfect score at the Firing Range on any difficulty.

Guidance From Amy Compete against Amy's high horsepower contacts

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

One For All... Find yourself a crew

Rewards Card Earn a Loyalty Package from each weapon manufacturer.
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Got Big Game Defeat all of Hammerlock's Legendary Hunts.
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Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Good start Invasion started

Zer0ed In Defeat all of Zer0's Targets of Opportunity.
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Getting Noticed Reach REP Level 25

Training Wheels Off Learn to drive with style

No Child Left Behind You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Health pack Got a special health pack bonus