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I'll Get Everything Back! Acquired all trophies.

Force Triangulated Breathe some wind into your ocarina, my skyward princess!

Lost And Found Again? Keep track of your kids!

Reckless cannonball The higher, the funnier!

Hard to Kill The police want you dead. Survive for ten minutes!

Terror Of The Seven Seas Scurvy! Ye look smashing, captain!

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Meditation Maestro You reached a higher state of mind.
Or at least some peace and quiet.

Lighten up Lit many lights.

Getting Your Feet Wet Dive for the very first time

Snackosaurus Now look who's extinct!

Mood Swing Took things a bit too far, didn't you?

Something Fishy Don't feed the animals! Or do, they're adorable.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Stop the Clock Time is running out

A Road Less Traveled Discover a "?" Bonus Path.

Conundrum Rescue the first hostage from Riddler

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

One Careful Owner Travel a total of fifty miles in one vehicle.

Unbearable From victim to victor.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Minigame Megalomania All minigames found!

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Ladies' Man Find all of the Playboy magazines.

Funeral flowers Find a nice resting place.

Careful steps Don't smash the eggs.

The path of light Bring light to the labyrinth of darkness.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Power Couple You are unstoppable, nothing stands in your way!

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Apocalypso! Complete mission "The Great Vault".

Broken Toys Destroy it all

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Stick It To 'Em Kill two or more enemies with a single sticky grenade.

Jars in the sand Break many jars.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Ask for a miracle Pay it forward.

I Am A Goddess, A Glorious Female Warrior Complete mission "In the Shadow of Starlight".

Damn, Gina Obtain all Vault Rewards.

Bye, Felicia! Complete mission "Divine Retribution".

No hope Hit your lowest point.

To let go Accept things as they are.

On Fleek Equip purple-rarity gear or better in every slot.

Dark and quiet Complete the labyrinth without making a sound.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.