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Getting Your Feet Wet Dive for the very first time

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Reckless cannonball The higher, the funnier!

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Lighten up Lit many lights.

Stop the Clock Time is running out

Power Couple You are unstoppable, nothing stands in your way!

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Conundrum Rescue the first hostage from Riddler

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

One Careful Owner Travel a total of fifty miles in one vehicle.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Ladies' Man Find all of the Playboy magazines.

Unbearable From victim to victor.

Apocalypso! Complete mission "The Great Vault".

Stick It To 'Em Kill two or more enemies with a single sticky grenade.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Funeral flowers Find a nice resting place.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Careful steps Don't smash the eggs.

Broken Toys Destroy it all

I Am A Goddess, A Glorious Female Warrior Complete mission "In the Shadow of Starlight".

Damn, Gina Obtain all Vault Rewards.

Bye, Felicia! Complete mission "Divine Retribution".

The path of light Bring light to the labyrinth of darkness.

On Fleek Equip purple-rarity gear or better in every slot.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Jars in the sand Break many jars.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Ask for a miracle Pay it forward.

No hope Hit your lowest point.

To let go Accept things as they are.

Mechani-Cool Unlock 10 Vehicle Parts via hijacking.
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Dark and quiet Complete the labyrinth without making a sound.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Taking the Scenic Route Discover a "?" Bonus Path.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Bargaining Chip Reunite the separated couple

Without a trace Respect the past.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Card Sharp Find all of the Wanted posters.

My Name Is Earl Buy 20 cosmetic items from Crazy Earl.
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Pick Pocket Steal the score of a lifetime

What lies in the deep Find the shark.