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Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Back in Business Do your first job for Mike Bruski.

Home Sweet Home Complete Chapter 2.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Collector's Item Find at least one collectible in the game.

Soldier Complete all chapters on Normal.

Ride the Lightning Defeat a Majini using the electric current from a transformer.

Tuned Ride Upgrade one of your cars one level.

Go into the Light Defeat 2 enemies with one flash grenade.

Be the Knife Deflect a bow gun arrow with your knife.

He Who Pays the Barber Improve the dockworkers' haircuts.

Who Do You Trust? Build up a certain level of trust with your partner.

The Price of Oil Complete chapter 3.

Egg on Your Face Defeat a Majini with a rotten egg.

Night Shift Complete Chapter 4.

I am Speed Complete the game in less than 2 hours.

A Lesson in Manners Show that you know how to treat a lady.

The Enforcer Kill fifty enemies.

Get Rich or Die Flyin' Get all wheels of your car into the air for at least twenty meters and then touch the ground again.

Good spirits Complete Chapter 5.

All Done Unlock all trophies.