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Not So Sharp Learn nothing about cactuses.

The Cactagon Find the treasure beyond the Gulp

Valley of the Fallen Defeat 15th Colossus

Don Quixote Activate all Windmills.

Well Dressed Wore 'A Nice Hat' and 'Chimaera' at the same time.

All I Do Is Win Jump back and forth over your opponent 5 times during the Fatality sequence and perform a Fatality

Tower God Complete 50 Living Towers

Offender Reach wanted level (8) Offender as a Racer

Circuit Apprentice Completed five tracks (all sectors) in Circuit Experience.

Nostramagus is Missing! Locate Nostramagus

Health Insurance Used the medical inhaler 300 times.
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Silent But Deadly Stealth kill 10 Enemies with the Striker Crossbow

Lemon Hunter Complete all chapters as Lemon Hunter

You Made Your Point Refuse to solve the first test in Chapter 8

I Cart Therefore I Am Find an arcade cart

Driver from Ipanema Obtain 100% completion in Brazil Cup

Down-Home Country Probing Collect all Probes in Turnipseed Farm.

Trying Everything Once Drive all 104 vehicles.

Scholar Watch all of the creation tutorials from start to finish

Gunning Destroy 20 Helicopters in a single Helicopter flight.

Beginner's Luck You set the fastest time on the first lap of a Time Attack event.

The Shiniest Thing Obtain all trophies and reap the ultimate reward

Team Effort Win without any members of your team being killed.

Ludwig was Right Brought robo-destruction to Edgewater.

Partisan Complete all missions.

Midnight Beginner Gain a star in any event of 'Midnight'.

Happy Endings Unlock 10 Tower Endings

Lockdown Win a game of Assault Maps on defense without losing the first objective.

Ten Tests Complete Complete ten tests in License Challenge Mode

Draw Kill 50 enemies with the Dual-Wield Six-Shooters.
"Now all we need is the spaghetti..."

Speed Run Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

Cool It! Defeat Major Problem

Not 42, but close enough Create and save a custom ship with exactly 1337 cubes

Downforce Beginner Gain a star in any event of 'Downforce'.

Trials – Chapter V Complete all the trials for Chapter V

Kontender Play 5 Kombat League Sets

Airborne Kill 50 enemies while airborne.

Horsepower Beginner Gain a star in any event of 'Horsepower'.

Cars, bikes, rides and good vibes Complete 6 Playlists

The Loyalists Follow orders and defeat all liabilities.

Punishing Subordinates Kill The Russian with The Immortal in close combat and The Killer Difficulty

One With the Woods Finish chapter 6.

So Close You'll do better next time.

Tri-Headed Triumph Defeated Cerberus.

1000 Kills Kill 1000 criminals.

Cry on, Kreon! Complete Act 3 on Hard difficulty or above without using mission select.

Penniless Spend every last Credit you have.

Walk of Fame Become a Motorfest Legend for the first time

Speed Archdemon Reached a speed of 600km/h (373 mph).

Legend Retrieve all asterisks