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You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Saving Deputy Pratt Save Deputy Pratt (Solo Campaign only).

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Don't Need No Stinkin' Gun Defeat an enemy with a knife.

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Excavator Find a buried treasure.

The End One possible reality has been uncovered...

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Black Sun Down Deactivated the Black Sun.

Quick reload Unlock tactical perk 8

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

A Pirate's Life For Me Complete memory sequence 3.

Like A Bird Use a wingsuit to travel more than 5000m (Campaign only).

Stealth Apprentice Completed all stealth training without being spotted.

Together Forever Get to the End (Solo Campaign only).

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Routine Hacking Complete present day mission 2.

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

Father Gascoigne Defeat the beast that once was Father Gascoigne.

Clean Job Shut down the monitor and finished the mission using only Aiden.

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

All Aboard! Board a ship without losing any crew members.

Troublemaker Discover the joys of destroying cult property in every region (Solo Campaign only).

Heart Stopper Defeat a certain enemy by stabbing it in the heart.

Survivalist Purchase half of all perks available (Campaign only).

Eye Can't Believe It Collect all the Gorgon Eyes

HAPPY FAMILY Kara, Alice, Luther are together at the end