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Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Deliverance Release friend

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Speedy Fast Beat the Record Time on the Gorge

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Fall Guys Kill 10 enemies by shooting them in the leg

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

Catch as Catch Can Catch the Flying Lurkers

Truth Seeker Collect 25% of all narrative assets (relics, murals and documents)

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Depths Below Kill Hades

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Badges Collect all badges.

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Green Thumb Cure Dark Eco Infected Plants