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Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

STAND YOUR GROUND Markus stood his ground against the police

Charted! - Normal Finish the Game on Normal Without Changing the Difficulty

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Misdirection Distract 15 enemies with rocks (Campaign only).

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Rapid Recovery Heal yourself in combat 3 times

Daddy Issues Defeat Zeus

The End Begins Beat the Game on any Difficulty

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Brother In Arms Liberate 1 Outpost playing as Hurk (Campaign Co-op only).

Stop, Drop, & Roll Defeat 3 Majini at once by setting oil canisters on fire.

Welcome to the Family, Son Escape from the guest house.

Hidden in the deep Locate the underwater stash

The True Queen Battle Gná

Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

Grave Mistake Battle King Hrólf

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Grenade pouch + Unlock demolition perk 2

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

Boss Batch 3 Kill the Kraken and all three Sisters of Fate

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Burnt Toast Defeat Toasty without getting hit by him

Moronic Drone Get a job

Collector Obtain all Relics and Sword Hilts

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Spin Doctor In a single level, spin an enemy into another enemy twice.

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Purple Pain Navigate the Purple Precursor Rings

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater