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Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

Kicking Back Kick a phillak that has kicked you

MY TURN TO DECIDE Connor resisted hacking attempt from CyberLife

STAND YOUR GROUND Markus stood his ground against the police

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Handy Man Craft 20 items.

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Shadow of Egypt Kill 10 enemies in a row without being detected.

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Misdirection Distract 15 enemies with rocks (Campaign only).

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Brother In Arms Liberate 1 Outpost playing as Hurk (Campaign Co-op only).

Defy Authority Defeat a Phylakes.

What Goes Around... Defeat an enemy with their own Slowed blaster bolt

The True Queen Battle Gná

Grave Mistake Battle King Hrólf

The Crocodile Complete Main Quest "The Crocodile's Jaws".

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Slasher Kill 3 enemies with one hit.

Moronic Drone Get a job

Collector Obtain all Relics and Sword Hilts

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Can't Touch This Precision Evade 100 attacks

Elementary, My Dear Bayek Solve a papyrus mystery.

The Siege Complete Main Quest "The Aftermath".

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Reporter Take 1 photo in 5 different territories.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Almost There Complete Main Quest "The Final Weighing".

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

The End Complete the last Main Quest.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest