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Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Who's A Good Boy? Pet Buckley the dog

Put Down Roots Grow every type of plant
1/8

Combat Ready Fully upgrade a weapon

A Sallow Grave Complete Sebastian Sallow's relationship line

Normal Is Good Complete the entire game on Normal.

Shoot it Until it Dies Defeat the Cyberdemon

Thorough Shopper Complete all Challenges for a single mission.

Star Performance Complete the Side Mission: "Jesse Faden starring in 'Swift Platform'"

Choreography Perform 10 Co-op sync kills.

Tied loose end Deal with Tahir

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Sharpest Tool in the Shed Find all workbench tools
0/5

Surge of Power Upgrade Surge to the maximum level

In Memoriam Pick up Frank's note after it's discarded

Hackification Invade and successfully hack 10 enemy Fixers in Online Hacking

Godskin Noble Defeated Godskin Noble

The Avenging Gazelle Complete Natsai Onai's relationship line

Valiant Gargoyles Defeated Valiant Gargoyles

Share the Wealth Get all the rewards in a Co-op mission in Paris.

Floo Around the World Unlock all Floo Flames
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Elemer of the Briar Defeated Elemer of the Briar

Combat tested, Doomguy approved Reach Level 5 in Multiplayer

Beast Friends Complete Poppy Sweeting's relationship line

No raccoons in here Complete act 2.

Brawl Master Complete all fistfighting quests in Velen, Skellige and Novigrad.

Astel, Naturalborn of the Void Defeated Astel, Naturalborn of the Void

Third Time's a Charm Upgrade a piece of gear 3 times

Outnumbered? No Problem Defeat the Hell Guards

Traced Get tailed 5 times

An Old Internet Meme Renovate all the Social Clubs and complete all the Social Club missions.

God-Slaying Armament Upgraded any armament to its highest stage

Give a Little Push Knock ten enemies off a high place.

Vertigo Activate the Amplifier

Shardbearer Rykard Defeated Shardbearer Rykard

Commander Niall Defeated Commander Niall

Fire Giant Defeated Fire Giant

Shareware Create and publish a SnapMap

Scanproof Escape a level 5 police scan

Now You Can Come In Find Camden

My Name Is Earl Buy 20 cosmetic items from Crazy Earl.
0/20

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Erdtree Aflame Used kindling to set the Erdtree aflame

Brick Master Win the brick throwing contest

Stuntman Defeat 20 enemies with the Hydra using a quick shot.

Shardbearer Mohg Defeated Shardbearer Mohg

Godskin Duo Defeated Godskin Duo

White Rabbit Object Escape 15 police scans

Pathfinder Help porters through a MULE or terrorist area for the first time.

Merciful Killer Perform 10 non-lethal takedowns in a Co-op mission.