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These Hands Don't Stop Get 1,500 points on stamina mode Focus Mitts

Call the gecko-caveman-money-sandwich thing We make mascots and dabble in insurance.

10-4 Good Buddy You've trucked all there is to truck.

Pristine Gloves Defeat Iron Maiden without ripping your gloves

Hard Headed Parry Scurvy's headbutt attack 3 times

The Cake Is a Lie Defeat The Magician without punching the wrong portal

Ready for Your Training Montage Complete hard mode Focus Mitts without making more then 3 mistakes

Shiny! All that glitters is not Au.

Studious Paid your student loans down $2000. Because you're awesome.

You're a hero! Defender of the masses. Or at least people who won't leave without their pizza.

These things happen Somebody should really clean that graffiti up.

Hey! I'm napping here! Let sleeping truckers lie.

Legendary Tattoo Master Cleared all difficulty levels with all partners

Charismatic Interior Decorator Collected all items for the HQ

Karin Enthusiast Beat the game with Karin 8 times

Mai Enthusiast Beat the game with Mai 8 times

Kayako Enthusiast Beat the game with Kayako 8 times

Chizuru Enthusiast Beat the game with Chizuru 8 times

Akika Enthusiast Beat the game with Akika 8 times

You Must Really Like Tattoos Beat the game with all partners 8 times

Elite Champ Achieve a cumulative "superscore" of 5,000,000 on the Elite Circuit

Heavy Ultra Combo! Get a 100 hit combo in hard mode Heavy Bag

Keeping the Bag Fault Free Complete hard mode Heavy Bag without making more than 5 mistakes

Heavy Endurance Get 8000 points in stamina mode Heavy Bag

Flying High Now Get 275 points on hard mode Speed Bag

Kid genius Finished school in under 10 minutes!

Oh no! If a planet is destroyed a galaxy over, and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Asteroid defense could use more funding It's a big sky and there is a surprising amount in it.

Knockout League Champion Earn every trophy

No Wake-Up Uppercut Here Parry Crimson Fang's double uppercut attack (Grudge Match Mode)

Nerves of Steel Without getting hit, block all of Showtime's punches in a single match

World Class Champ Achieve a cumulative "superscore" of 7,000,000 on the World-Class Circuit

Legend Champ Achieve a cumulative "superscore" of 6,000,000 on the Legend Circuit

Perfect Run Defeat all fighters without taking damage (Grudge Match Mode)

Payin' down the plastic Look at you. So responsible.

I pity the schoo! Teacher's pet.

With honors The classiest of the top of the class.

Keep those expenses low Some things you can't learn in school. Although fuel conservation appears to not be one of those things.

One year in It's been a blast... or two. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Master of the normal Aint nobody done normals like me.

Thy core is of a hard persuasion The hardcore do understand.

Done did everything You even did that one thing? Such dedication!

Loan down! The future is bright…er!

Pizza robot got nothin' on me In the distant future, pizza delivery is a matter of life and death... and pizza.

Outta my grill Took the worst the universe could throw at you.

Pizza without fail No challenge is too great when it comes to getting great pizza to the masses.

The way of the space road Clearly truckin' runs at the core of you.

Get it there cheap Pizza is a game of profit margin and you've mastered it.

Semi… expensive Get it? One of my favorite puns so far.

No money back Pizza on time. Every. Time.