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Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Surge Use Symbiote Abilities 25 times during Symbiote Surge
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Superior 100% complete all districts
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Kitted Out Purchase all available Suits
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Soar Using only your Web Wings, glide from the Financial District to Astoria (Wind Tunnels are okay!)

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Legend of the Twins Watch the 'Birth of the Beast' Treasure

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Full Belly Obtain all of the Apples of Iðunn and Horns of Blood Mead

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Dedicated Collect all Trophies

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Ready for Commitment Fully upgrade one armor set

The Florist Collect one flower from each of the nine realms

The Librarian Collect all of the Books

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Trials by Fire Complete the Trials of Muspelheim

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

The Curator Collect all of the Artifacts

Bag Full O' Cache Find 75% of GPS caches.

Splash Kiss the Nyad

Lethal Purchase all skills in all categories.

The True Queen Battle Gná

Grave Mistake Battle King Hrólf

Collector Obtain all Relics and Sword Hilts

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Self-Improvement Purchase your first Star-Lord Ability.

Llama Wrangler Capture the Quarantine Zone monster.

A Risky Gamble Complete Chapter 1.

Legend of the Maker Complete a Bow Mission and begin growing the legend of Azkâr.

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Eat It, Rodent Win the bet against Rocket.

Unleashed Free 5 caragors from cages.

Stealth Killed 10 Machines Performed a stealth kill on 10 machines.
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Lilac and Gooseberries Find Yennefer of Vengerberg.

Busted Complete Chapter 2.

Secured Passage to the Embassy Cleared the way to the Embassy and reopened the Daunt.