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Stinking Rebels Brand 5 Bodyguards of a Warchief, turning them against him in combat.

Monkey Around In multiplayer, escape death 3 times by using the rope ascender.

Time Paradox Kill Makarov and complete your mission

Sock Getter Find 15 of Patrick's Socks

Fly, You Fools! No wings means less drag, right? Take a short flight in the wingless plane.

Research PhD Max out all possible research

Safe and Secure Perform all Social Club missions in a district.

Ada's Demise Complete Chapter 4 in Ada's campaign.

Patron of the Arts Watch a play in the Café Théâtre.

What's Next? Complete Chapter 5 in Ada's campaign.

No Pain, No Gain Dealt 50,000 damage in Practice mode.

The Man in the High Tower Find and use the hidden cache in 'Heat'.

Saints' Creed Stand on the tallest mast of the 'Queen Anne's Revenge'

Elementary Choose a new element for all of your superpowers.

Are you ready now? Talk to Squidward 10 times as SpongeBob.

Dropping Loads Win a live grenade at a Slot Machine.

Shooting Star Fly for 500 meters while on fire

I Mustache You A Question Complete mission "Atlas, At Last".

Don't Need It Drop 20 Money Pouches in the streets.

Imp-fanticide Kill 50 of your own summoned Imps

Ransacking Versailles Earn 100% completion of Versailles.

The Third Thing Defeat Hartman

Avid Inventor Successfully invent at least 100 items

Okay! I'm Ready! Won a battle in online tournament.

Fire in the Hole Destroy 10 monster nests using bombs.

Don’t Go - Easy Finish Left Behind on Easy

Green around the Ears Complete the entire game on Amateur.

Tag Teamed Hit 100 Enemies with the Oath Stone of Orkos

Environmentally Unfriendly Kill 50 opponents using the environment (e.g. swamp gas, insects or objects).

The Doppler Effect Resolve the doppler problem in Novigrad.

Switch Hitter Play for at least 2 hours as a male character AND 2 hours as a female character.

In Love with Ryan Slept with Ryan.

Young Escapee Escape the bedroom within 60 seconds during Sherry's segment.

Gone From My Sight Complete mission "Beneath the Meridian".

Platforming Prodigy Helltower? More like hello-from-up-here-tower!

Electric Slide Gather all the fuses in the warehouse within 5 minutes.

Master Skinner Collect at least one skin from every type of animal in Hope County. Not creepy at all.

Brick Master Win the brick throwing contest

Cannon fodder Recruit 500 crew members.

A Long Journey Begins Completed "The Man with the Guardian Spirit".

Dogs. I Hate Dogs. Kill 20 attack dogs with a knife.

Force Triangulated Breathe some wind into your ocarina, my skyward princess!

That went too far Throw something as far as you can.

Star Smasher Defeat 100 robots as Patrick

Necromancer Help Yennefer extract information from Skjall's body.

The White Rider Liberate 30 slaves in 180 seconds while riding a caragor.

Have Buddy, Will Travel Complete 3 Expeditions with a co-op partner.

Man versus Machine Alert the enemy helicopter in 'All Ghillied Up' and take it down.

Your Show Sucks Destroy all the TVs showing Al-Asad's speech.

Sweet Victory Defeat Robo-Sandy in the Poseidome.