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Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Weapon Specialist Acquire all upgrades for all weapons

Tool Time Kill 30 enemies with the Plasma Cutter

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

To Greener Pastures Complete Chapter 2.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Open Air Parking Destroy a helicopter during the apocalypse with a vehicle

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Wrath Machine Collect all the Wrath Powers

Lab Rat Complete Chapter 2 on any difficulty setting

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Bare-knuckle Slugger Defeat 50 enemies with hand-to-hand combat.

Scene Stealer Execute 3 Surprise Strikes.

Locked and Loaded Upgrade each available component for a single sidearm or longarm weapon.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

All Systems Go Complete Chapter 3 on any difficulty setting

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Brute Force Kill a Brute

Balance Restored COMPLETE the game on NORMAL difficulty

100 Headshots Defeat 100 enemies with headshots.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Historian Find every audio diary

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Merchant Collect 8 schematics

Cannon Fodder Complete Chapter 4 on any difficulty setting

Starcatcher Recover the stars.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Devastator Kill 10 enemies with one Blade Geyser wrath attack
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Charted! - Easy Finish the game in Easy Mode.

Story Teller Collect 75 Logs

True Believer Complete Chapter 5 on any difficulty setting

Survivor Defeat 75 Enemies in a row without dying.

A Man Chooses Complete the game on Survivor difficulty

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Comedy Rubella joins Aurora's Party.

Surgeon Dismember 500 Limbs

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Greenhouse Effect Complete Chapter 6 on any difficulty setting

Exterminator Kill the Leviathan

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

I Chose the Impossible Complete the game on Survivor difficulty without using a Vita-chamber

Big Spender Spend 200,000 credits at the store