deaffly

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Weapon Specialist Acquire all upgrades for all weapons

Where's My Cape? Purchase all Super Power upgrades.

Bringin' the Heat Kill 100 Aliens using the Fire Buff Super Power.

Are You Crazy? Get a Comet into the Ultor lobby

Stop the Clock Time is running out

I Prefer Them Alive Rescue two female survivors at the cathedral.

Make Her Scream Make a Titan scream for over a minute

Back in the Day Spend 2 hours outside of missions with past Saints Row characters as your homies

Aiden's Apocalypse Destroyed the gas station, the church, the gun store and the helicopter.

The Book of More, Man Find 64 Tomes

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Conundrum Rescue the first hostage from Riddler

One Careful Owner Travel a total of fifty miles in one vehicle.

Burning Sensation Incinerate 500 enemies

Borderland Defender You have defeated all bosses and are a powerful force to be reckoned with

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Adept Reach Level 10

Open Air Parking Destroy a helicopter during the apocalypse with a vehicle

Terminal Hog Take down an Extraction Facility while on a motorcycle

Wrong Way That's not right

Soul Drain Find 100% of all Soul Clusters

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Ladies' Man Find all of the Playboy magazines.

Saved All Saved every character that could be saved.

The Way of the Voice Complete "The Way of the Voice"

Wrath Machine Collect all the Wrath Powers

Epic Flight Quest Fly from the roof of Snowball's Chance to Sinterpol HQ's roof, without landing

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Getting Your Money's Worth Beat the game (Hard Mode)

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Treasure Hunter Collect all of the Godly Possessions

Hold Still Please Slow 100 Enemies with the Amulet of Uroborus

Sloth Love Chunk Get 250 kills with the Essence of Sloth

Hohokum Remix: Bass Build your own bassline from this pulse.

Hohokum Remix: Guitar Loops Sculpt these ethereal guitar and bass melodies.

Fell from Heaven Purchase 113 Supernatural Power Upgrades

Hohokum Remix: Drum Kit Can you use these dreamy drums to make a beat?

Hohokum Remix: Drum Loops Rearrange the drum loops to make something fresh!

Hohokum Remix: Synth Loops Complete the mix with a splash of analog electronics.

The Wedding Complete all levels in The Wedding

Epic Jump Quest Jump from the roof of 3 Count to the Nuke Plant, without touching the ground or other rooftops.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Fly, You Fools Fly for 250,000 meters

Beat School: 3001 A Bass Odyssey Take this bassline for a spin around the galaxy!

Beat School: Interstellar Funkonauts May the funk be with you.

Beat School: Something Smells Funky in Here! Time to do the funky laundry!