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Double Trouble Defeat two Titan Henchmen at once

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Researched a Splicer The player has taken at least one Research Photo of a Splicer

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Death Dealer Meet Vulgrim

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Reached the Daunt Arrived at the Daunt seeking passage into the Forbidden West.

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

A Long Time Ago Complete the Prologue.

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Quality Research Photo The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest grade

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Llama Wrangler Capture the Quarantine Zone monster.

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside