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The Poor Sumb**** You killed Judge Holden

Dark Allegiances Apprehend Scarecrow's senior commander.

B.O.W.s Are Ugly Defeat 100 enemies that have come out of a chrysalid.

Hi Score Collect 1,000,000 points over all levels you have played

Farewell, Old Girl Complete the mission "Wildlife Preservation".

Real Nice Time You gutted Lou Marcano like a catfish

Certainly Was Exciting You left Olivia Marcano to her fate

Jesuit in New Mexico You helped Alvarez escape

Know-It-All Complete all training missions.

Burn Like Napalm Tommy Marcano was burned beyond recognition

Mystery Fox Discovered Found a Mystery Fox

Car Enthusiast Lockpicked 5 cars on the streets of Lost Heaven and environs

Heat from the Cops Lost the cops after accruing a five star police chase

Drakensburg, Schmakensburg Completed the mission "Intelligences Of The Artificial Persuasion".

Now It's Safe Capture all Safe Zones

Gabriel's Sword Add a fire elemental effect to a sword or a khopesh

Jakobs Fodder Completed the "Jakobs Fodder" mission

Bomb Squad Complete the first mission.

Freeflow Combo 40 Complete a combo of 40 moves (any play mode)

Custom 358 Drove at 120 mph or faster for 20 seconds

My Name is Lincoln Clay You jammed a knife through Santangelo's head

Pet Cemetery Send Dogeyes, Ratface and Ponytail back to Hell.

The Metropolis Complete all levels in The Metropolis

I Can Haz Banishment Banish Smiley Cat.

Ned's Undead, Baby, Ned's Undead Killed Ned. Again.

Got The Band Back Together Complete the mission "The Once and Future Slab".

We're All In This Together Save 15 survivors from zombies

Night of the Living Ned Killed Ned...sort of

Lined Pockets Paid a fine to the Lost Heaven Police Department

Incredible Speed! Travel at incredible speed

Incredible Height! Travel to an incredible height

I Got Skills Unlock all Skills.

Yet Here We Are You have avenged Sammy and Ellis

Covered in Brass Earn 150 different medals.

Well, That Was Easy Complete the mission "Shoot This Guy in the Face".

Identity Theft Complete the mission "The Man Who Would Be Jack".

Cranium Collector Kill 100 Creatures across all levels

Sneaking Around Get through the aircraft carrier's bridge area without being noticed.

Before They Bury You Decided Lincoln's fate

I'm Goin' In! Attacked a Racket without killing any Enforcers

Weapons Master Use all the weapons in the game and kill ten enemies with each of them.

*BEEP* YOU, CLAWZ! Complete all three missions.

New Bordeaux Drifter While driving, drifted for at least 5 seconds

Style Points Equip a Cosmetic Armor

Getaway Complete "Desperate Escape" on any difficulty setting.

Not Taken In Resisted arrest by the Lost Heaven Police Department

Trust Reached the Loyal state with one Underboss

An Angel's Wish Complete the mission "Where Angels Fear To Tread".

Sackbird Spend 8 seconds or more in the air

Back in My Day Complete the entire game on Veteran.