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Between the Eyes Destroyed a Shield Sticks without breaking his shield.

Getting Your Money's Worth Beat the game (Hard Mode)

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Bolt From the Blue In the Main Campaign, killed 5 enemies with a headshot while riding a Sky-Line.

Veteran Complete the game on "Hardcore" or higher.

Superhighway Complete 10 Public Online Races

Master of Mordor One has walked in Mordor.

Supernatural Born Killers Defeat 5 Descendants With a Sniper Rifle

Hold Still Please Slow 100 Enemies with the Amulet of Uroborus

Treasure Hunter Collect all of the Godly Possessions

The Root of the Problem Stun 10 different enemies using a Mandrake
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Freeware Unlock every Skill in the Skills Tree

Dejamminated Completed the mission "Systems Jammed".

Hohokum Remix: Guitar Loops Sculpt these ethereal guitar and bass melodies.

Hohokum Remix: Bass Build your own bassline from this pulse.

Complete Vermin Extermination Destroy all Mr. Raccoons.

Mile High Club Sky dive to safety on Veteran difficulty.

Hohokum Remix: Synth Loops Complete the mix with a splash of analog electronics.

Hohokum Remix: Drum Loops Rearrange the drum loops to make something fresh!

Hohokum Remix: Drum Kit Can you use these dreamy drums to make a beat?

Epic Jump Quest Jump from the roof of 3 Count to the Nuke Plant, without touching the ground or other rooftops.

Destroyer Fully upgrade the Jackdaw.

Astral Plumbing Discover the Astral Plane restroom

Road Rage Complete every Criminal Convoy

That's a Spicy Meat-a-ball Kill an enemy by attaching a Remote Bomb to them and detonating it.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Jump Around Do a 140 meters long jump while driving a vehicle

Volcanic Sunscreen Defeat Arges the Bright One

Beat School: Something Smells Funky in Here! Time to do the funky laundry!

Beat School: Interstellar Funkonauts May the funk be with you.

Beat School: 3001 A Bass Odyssey Take this bassline for a spin around the galaxy!

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Beat School: Set Phasers to 'Funk' When the mothership is under attack, fight back with a funky loop.

Beat School: Mission to Planet Drums 3, 2, 1... funk off!

Savior Save 5 people besieged by zombies.

How Do I Look? Unlock 10 customization items.

Token Gesture Redeem 25 tokens.

Sprinter Complete the game in under 2 hours of play time.

Piece of Cake Beat the Challenge of the Gods

1st Place at the Science Fair Create all items that contain Chem Fluid and Strong Chem Fluid.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Sensational Work! Complete the game with an S rank.

To put it bluntly Kill 250 zombies using blunt melee weapons.

Ninjerilla Capture an FND Base without being detected (Solo Campaign only)

Minimalist Complete the game without opening the item box.

End of Line Complete 40 Fixer Contracts

Hold My Hair Take a picture of someone vomiting

To serve and protect Acquire all the trophies.

Next Time Swim Faster Got eaten by an alligator

One-Man Garage Buy 25 cars in car dealerships