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Grunge Metal Alchemist Make Slater's secret slushy recipe.

Don't. Move. Take 20 photos in Bodacious Cretaceous.

Congratulations! Happy Birthday! Watched the happy ending.

Stipend Gained Find all gold in "The Deeds of Captain Wilkins"

A Solid Foundation Become allies with Foundation

Alchemical Opus In Dead of the Night, create Prima Materia 3 times

It Runs In The Family Find out the true reason behind the hanged man's death

Champion of the Palpagos Islands Defeated 6 tower bosses in Hard Mode

Intel Acquired Find all readables in "The Deeds of Captain Wilkins"

Hell Yeah You finished the game in hardcode mode.

Earth Avenged Overthrow the aliens at any difficulty level

...jack Cut down 50 trees

Man's Best Friend You found and saved Mutt.

Millionaire Hunter Pick up 10,000 zombie medals.

This Took Half My Life Experience the entire Black Meze tour

Tabula Rasa Finish Hoxton Breakout on OVERKILL, everyone using the Golden AK, C-Typewriter SMG, no skills/armor.

Cratered Hit 4 enemies with a single use of Doomfist's Meteor Strike in Quick or Competitive Play.

Preferred Parent Stuck to one parent's side through the entirety of the quarrel vision.

Digital Man You unlocked all shop items

Avoidable Survive being afflicted by Voided x999.

Event Horizon Get 3 killing blows during a single use of Sigma's Gravitic Flux in Quick or Competitive Play.

Any Means Eliminate 3 enemies in a single use of Ramattra's Annihilation in Quick or Competitive Play.

Chain Explosion Kill at least 5 headless kamikazes in one explosion.

Master Huntsman Become the Talmberg Huntsman.

Equal Opportunity Destroyer In The Shadowed Throne, collect geistkraft from each zombie type in a single match.

Squad Slayer Kill or incapacitate 25 enemies

Point Authority Attain a total of 110,000 score on Interval 07

Triple Ply Throw 50 rolls at the house.

Firestarter Completed Playing with Fire

"We can just be friends." Kept Romance Out of the Workplace

Game, Settler, Match Win a regular game at Settler difficulty or harder

Glow and Behold Complete the Radiant Ravine secret mission on any Apocalypse Plus difficulty.

Highly Decorated Get a platinum medal for any Award U-Trial.

Aces High You captured all high value targets

Everybody Fights, Nobody Quits Win a Battle Royale match as a full squad with total squad survival.

Master Zombie Hunter You beat Dad's Stage6 clear time.

Pathfinder Get a Direct Hit Kill from at least 30 meters away with the Needle Drone

Connoisseur Find all Carnage Hall collectables.

Lounging Around Lounge in a Chair

Tapehead Graveyard Knock 200 VHS tapes off the shelves in the video store.

Archaeologist Complete the ship log.

Crunching The Captain Defeat Captain Jelly With Less Than 3 Hits

Cheerleader Overboard! Succeed in QTE at edge of Vikke's ship.

Go Gnome! Destroy 100 Garden Gnomes in successful missions

Trial by Fire Complete all secret Nether levels on any Apocalypse Plus difficulty.

Carrying Dead Weight Kill an enemy player while using the zombie shield.

Turning Point Outscore your opponent by 10 points in a single quarter

Death Ray In Revelations, kill 40 enemies with a single activation of a Corruption Turret.

Crane on a Monument The world looks different from up here, ain't it?

Bolt from the Blue Sink the ball with a Rising Shot in a recorded official round