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Nobel Prize for Destruction Destroy 10 gold trophies on Biolapse

Bond Maniac Max out 10 Social Links

Spank that booty! Bounty Boilz Booty

Crimson Collector Collect Bloodstones from all over the world

Trials – Chapter X Complete all the trials for Chapter X

Surfboard Master Stand on a plank floating on a single airflow for four seconds

Expert Speed Demon Solve a 20x20 puzzle in under 10 minutes

Talented Speed Demon Solve a 20x15 puzzle in under 5 minutes

Heart to Heart Nick killed the ancient warrior with a stake

Storied Bear all possible brands.

Outgunned In singleplayer, kill 6 Helghast with headshots within a single adrenaline rush

Keeper of Secrets Meet the requirements of all the Secret Events.

The Ruins Defeat the Coveted.

Trials – Chapter IX Complete all the trials for Chapter IX

Humble Beginnings Acquired one selectable raiment.

01011000 You pieced together the mysterious contact and aided Helle in remembering who she really is.

The House of Splendor Take an oath to The House of Splendor.

You are my Only Hope Collect 10 Holographic projectors on Desolation

Trials – Chapter II Complete all the trials for Chapter II

The Lake Defeat the Witch of the Lake.

Total Perspective Vortex Platinum

Shielded Guardian Defeat 14th Colossus

You Are Not a Robot Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart

Charted! - Brutal Finish the Game on Brutal Without Changing the Difficulty

This Wasn't the Plan Make a bubble sink for three seconds

Read Between the Lines Read all the picture books.

Tightrope Walker Replenish HP when you have less than 5% HP.

The Alkymancery Defeat the Unskinned and the Architect.

Elementary Offering Fusing Fused Offerings.

The Crypt Defeat Kraekan Dragon Skourzh.

Legend Reach the highest Adventurer Level

Valley of the Fallen Defeat 15th Colossus

The Pitchwoods Defeat Carsejaw the Cruel.

Silent But Deadly Stealth kill 10 Enemies with the Striker Crossbow

Trials – Chapter VIII Complete all the trials for Chapter VIII

Every Squirrel Has Its Thorns Anger the mother of all squirrels.

The Palace Defeat the Nameless God.

Eyes on the Prize Redeem 100,000 tickets at the Nuka-Cade

Butterfly Expert Collect MORE butterflies.

Driver from Ipanema Obtain 100% completion in Brazil Cup

Mercenary Complete 15 job-board quests

Tourist Season Took 10 photographs.

Speed Run Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

Honed Achieve the maximum upgrade level of a weapon.

On-The-Job Training STU: Unlock all newly-added Spirit Skills.

Fish Sticks Catch one fish of every kind

Trials – Chapter V Complete all the trials for Chapter V

Next time we meet, I'll probably have to salute you Achieve the rank of Captain (Rank 13).

Charted! - Brutal Finish the Game on Brutal Without Changing the Difficulty

Outmaneuvered In singleplayer, kill 5 Helghast with gunfire while ziplining