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Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

Triathlon Defeat all three Ski Gnorcs

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Saving Deputy Pratt Save Deputy Pratt (Solo Campaign only).

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

Medical Droid Find all of BD-1's stim canisters

Depths Below Kill Hades

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

The Free Folk Complete an Outcast Rescue Mission.

Data Disk Find all of BD-1's encrypted logs

Legend of the Maker Complete a Bow Mission and begin growing the legend of Azkâr.

Shoot the Moon Use a cannon to dispatch a taunting Gnorc

Quick reload Unlock tactical perk 8

Dual-wield expert Unlock assault perk 8

Big Smiles All Around Complete Big Smile Lee.