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Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Deliverance Release friend

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Level 7 Completed Complete Level 7

Level 8 Completed Complete Level 8

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

The Cold Light Unlock 3 Sword Rune slots.

Level 9 Completed Complete Level 9

Stage 2 Completed Complete Stage 2

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Level 11 Completed Complete Level 11

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Triple the Defense Raise your Defensive Shield to 3x

Level 12 Completed Complete Level 12

Level 10 Completed Complete Level 10

Stage 3 Completed Complete Stage 3

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Big Adventurer Obtain all trophies

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold