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Beat School: Brass Knuckles Put up yer dukes, and make a funky horn loop!

Shut Your Eyes Get 250 kills with the Essence of Wrath

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Gnarly Wave Car surf on a Comet while it explodes

Hazardous Dukes Kill 25 Arch Dukes

First Of Many Beat your first Face-Off.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

The Seven Deadly Weapons Kill 25 Demons with each of the Seven Deadly Weapons

Hohokum Remix: Bass Build your own bassline from this pulse.

Hohokum Remix: Guitar Loops Sculpt these ethereal guitar and bass melodies.

Hohokum Remix: Drum Loops Rearrange the drum loops to make something fresh!

Hohokum Remix: Drum Kit Can you use these dreamy drums to make a beat?

Hohokum Remix: Synth Loops Complete the mix with a splash of analog electronics.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Beat School: Something Smells Funky in Here! Time to do the funky laundry!

Beat School: Interstellar Funkonauts May the funk be with you.

Beat School: 3001 A Bass Odyssey Take this bassline for a spin around the galaxy!

Work Smarter, Not Harder Attach a Surge grenade to an object and Launch it at an enemy

Beat School: Set Phasers to 'Funk' When the mothership is under attack, fight back with a funky loop.

Beat School: Mission to Planet Drums 3, 2, 1... funk off!

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Star Performance Complete the Side Mission: "Jesse Faden starring in 'Swift Platform'"

Surge of Power Upgrade Surge to the maximum level

Here Kitty-Kitty Complete the Black Cat chase

Don’t Go - Normal Finish Left Behind on Normal

Key to the Past Croft Manor: Acquire the Master Key

Relic Hunter Croft Manor: Collect 50% of the Relics in Croft Manor

Vasilisa's Lanterns Baba Yaga: Complete the Challenge in the Wicked Vale

Meet the Crofts Croft Manor: Collect 50% of the Documents in Croft Manor

Plague of Gat Kill 1000 Demons with any combination of Supernatural Powers

Bye Felicia Complete the "Follow the Money" mission

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Pulling the Trigger Complete the "Blindsided" mission

The Show Must Go On Complete The Show Must Go On.

Master Detective Croft Manor: Open Lord Croft's Safe

Disorganized Crime Complete all Crimes in a district

The Long Con Complete the "Like a Fiddle" mission

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Divine Intervention Complete Divine Intervention.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Level Up! Reach Driver Level 2.

Twenty-Twenty Vision Spend over 20 hours in Hell

The Beginning of a Samurai Reached level 10.
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Skillz Win the water gun fight

Legacy Croft Manor: Finish the Blood Ties story

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Out of the Past Survive the Eagle's medicine and bid farewell to a new friend.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Promising Start Complete a Legends Mode story.