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Beat School: Mission to Planet Drums 3, 2, 1... funk off!

Beat School: Set Phasers to 'Funk' When the mothership is under attack, fight back with a funky loop.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

The Cat Came Back Complete "The Maria" mission

Barn Burner Find 75 Barnstorming Diversion locations

Oxymoronic Kill 100 Demons using the Coldfire Aura Supernatural Power

Multiple Applications Use Multi-Launch to hit 3 targets

Shut Your Eyes Get 250 kills with the Essence of Wrath

In-depth Investigations Find 80% of the Collectibles in the Investigations Sector
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Gnarly Wave Car surf on a Comet while it explodes

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Hazardous Dukes Kill 25 Arch Dukes

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

The Seven Deadly Weapons Kill 25 Demons with each of the Seven Deadly Weapons

Level Up! Reach Driver Level 2.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Key to the Past Croft Manor: Acquire the Master Key

Here Kitty-Kitty Complete the Black Cat chase

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Relic Hunter Croft Manor: Collect 50% of the Relics in Croft Manor

Don’t Go - Normal Finish Left Behind on Normal

Meet the Crofts Croft Manor: Collect 50% of the Documents in Croft Manor

Plague of Gat Kill 1000 Demons with any combination of Supernatural Powers

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

On The Podium Place in any of the top 3 positions during a 12 player race.

Bye Felicia Complete the "Follow the Money" mission

Vasilisa's Lanterns Baba Yaga: Complete the Challenge in the Wicked Vale

The Show Must Go On Complete The Show Must Go On.

Work Smarter, Not Harder Attach a Surge grenade to an object and Launch it at an enemy

Star Performance Complete the Side Mission: "Jesse Faden starring in 'Swift Platform'"

Master Detective Croft Manor: Open Lord Croft's Safe

Divine Intervention Complete Divine Intervention.

Pulling the Trigger Complete the "Blindsided" mission

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

The Long Con Complete the "Like a Fiddle" mission

Disorganized Crime Complete all Crimes in a district

Surge of Power Upgrade Surge to the maximum level

Twenty-Twenty Vision Spend over 20 hours in Hell

Skillz Win the water gun fight

Legacy Croft Manor: Finish the Blood Ties story

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Out of the Past Survive the Eagle's medicine and bid farewell to a new friend.

The Beginning of a Samurai Reached level 10.
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Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Let's Bounce In Torment Fraud, hit 5 vehicles in a row without touching the ground