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Salem's History Discovered Salem's history

Portal Shutdown Successfully shut down the condenser portal.

Charted! - Normal Finish the Game on Normal Without Changing the Difficulty

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Julia's Story Learned about Julia's Life

Legend of Shadow Complete a Dagger Mission and begin growing the legend of Acharn.

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

The Bell Killer's Story Learned about the Bell Killer

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Codex Discovered the meaning of the supernatural graffiti

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

Collector All Collected all of the artifacts

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Moving On Collected every trophy in the game

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

The Cold Light Unlock 3 Sword Rune slots.

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Spin Doctor In a single level, spin an enemy into another enemy twice.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Fall Guys Kill 10 enemies by shooting them in the leg

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Truth Seeker Collect 25% of all narrative assets (relics, murals and documents)

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk