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Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John