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Destroyer Fully upgrade the Jackdaw.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Locked and Loaded Upgrade each available component for a single sidearm or longarm weapon.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Devil Of The Caribbean Defeat all 4 legendary ships.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Here Kitty-Kitty Complete the Black Cat chase

Bon Voyage In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies by knocking them off Columbia.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Valiant Gargoyles Defeated Valiant Gargoyles

Don’t Go - Normal Finish Left Behind on Normal

Bye Felicia Complete the "Follow the Money" mission

Endure and Survive Collect all comics

I got this Find all training manuals

Pulling the Trigger Complete the "Blindsided" mission

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

The Long Con Complete the "Like a Fiddle" mission

Disorganized Crime Complete all Crimes in a district

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Scavenger Found all collectibles

Skillz Win the water gun fight

Lichdragon Fortissax Defeated Lichdragon Fortissax

Look for the Light Find all Firefly Pendants

Shardbearer Malenia Defeated Shardbearer Malenia

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

That's all I got Survive all of Ellie's jokes

Master of Unlocking Unlock all shiv doors

Crossing the Thin Blue Line Complete the "Lockup" mission

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Dragonlord Placidusax Defeated Dragonlord Placidusax

Heartbreaker In the Main Campaign, killed a Handyman by only shooting his heart.

Legendary Talismans Acquired all legendary talismans

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Take From the Rich Rob or loot $250.

Settling Feuds Complete Chapter 3.

Seduced by the City 100% Complete CTNS: The Heist

Steel Skull, Glass Jaw Complete the "Bring the Hammer Down" mission

Frenemies Complete the "Old Friends" mission

Legendary Armaments Acquired all legendary armaments

Age of the Stars Achieved the "Age of the Stars" ending

Legendary Ashen Remains Acquired all legendary ashen remains

Legendary Sorceries and Incantations Acquired all legendary sorceries and incantations

Elden Lord Achieved the "Elden Lord" ending

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.