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"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Deliverance Release friend

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

Badges Collect all badges.

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies