d7d7lI

30 Kills: MP40 Kill 30 Enemies with the MP40

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Splat Attempt and fail a trick before "landing" on the ground

Full Gufa Free the Hafgufas

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

Cat-a-strophe Try to play mahjong with the robots.

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Al-Cat-Raz Go to jail.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS - 9mm

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Eye Opener Complete the game and open the city.

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Cat's best friend Nuzzle up against 5 robots.

Meowlody Bring all the music sheets to Morusque.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

Hang Ten Perform 30 Air Tricks in a row without touching the ground
4/30

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Game-Set-Match Complete all objectives in the first chapter.

Heal the World Finish the main story

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

The Long Walk Play for at least 1,000 turns.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

She's Alive Travel to Louisiana.

Shoot Some B-Roll For Elena Explore Photo Mode

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Brooklyn Pride Complete "A Gift"
0/5

Grains of Sand Piece together broken memories
5/14

My Community Complete "Hard Bop"
0/2

Relic Finder Find the Strange Relic

A New Adventure Help Howard

New York, New York Complete all Photo Ops
16/23

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Dragon Slayer Craft the Dragon Scaled Armor Set

Resourceful Collect a total of 10,000 Tech Parts
3515/10000

Slack Line Stealth takedown 25 enemies in stealth from the Web Line
2/25