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Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

Luna's Apprentice Finish your first painting in the Lighthouse.

Brother In Arms Liberate 1 Outpost playing as Hurk (Campaign Co-op only).

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Colorful Companion Bring your first biped Genie to life.

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Path to the Goddess Solve the Goddess Statue puzzle.

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Vermin Extermination Destroy a Mr. Raccoon.

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

The Cold Light Unlock 3 Sword Rune slots.

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Let the Light Shine Turn on the Lighthouse beacon.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Badges Collect all badges.

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John