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Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Passed the Trial Finish the game on any difficulty.

The King is Dead Defeat Eredin.

Ashes to Ashes Complete the contract on Therazane.

They're ACTION Figures! Collect 3 figures.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Munchkin Reach character development level 35.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

First Of Many Beat your first Face-Off.

Brawler Defeat Olaf, the Skellige champion of unarmed combat.

Bob and Weave Counter an enemy's attack three times in row.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Fiend or Foe? Complete the contract on Morvudd.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Kaer Morhen Trained Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying.

Normal Is Good Complete the entire game on Normal.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Pick Pocket Steal the score of a lifetime

Brawl Master Complete all fistfighting quests in Velen, Skellige and Novigrad.

Give a Little Push Knock ten enemies off a high place.

Stuntman Defeat 20 enemies with the Hydra using a quick shot.

Level Up! Reach Driver Level 2.

Bring the Heat Take down an enemy from 50 meters away with a headshot using the thermal scope.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Geralt and Friends Win a round of gwent using only neutral cards.

Armed and Dangerous Find and equip all the elements of one set of witcher gear.

Comedy Rubella joins Aurora's Party.

Assassin of Kings Take part in the assassination of King Radovid.

Flying Ace Pilot the VTOL without getting a scratch on it.

Power Overwhelming Have all possible Place of Power bonuses active at the same time.

Full Crew Bring all possible allies to Kaer Morhen for the battle against the Hunt.

Dendrologist Acquire all the Abilities in one tree.

On The Podium Place in any of the top 3 positions during a 12 player race.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Legendary Warrior Complete the game on Hard Difficulty

High Voltage Defeat ten enemies with a stun rod charge attack.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Pest Control Destroy all monster nests in the Velen / Novigrad region, or in Skellige.

Diplomatic Immunity Complete "Diplomatic Immunity"

FINISHED Win a match with the super move of any character

Hard Worker Chop wood, mine ore, and cook food

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Woodland Spirit Complete the contract on the Woodland Spirit.

Forensic Expert Collect enough evidence to locate the gun for hire