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New In Town Complete the mission "Plan B".

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Family History Found a 'Gangsters of the United States' cigarette card

The Way this City Works Completed "Molotov Party"

Pulp Fiction Found a Pulp Magazine

Needs More Data Earn Data Bonuses in 3 different Helix Rifts.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Gangs of Lost Heaven Completed "Ordinary Routine"

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Token Gesture Redeem 25 tokens.

How Do I Look? Unlock 10 customization items.

And Stay Down! Perform a ground execution.

An Old Flame Complete the mission "Hunting The Firehawk".

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Thawed Free a total of 10 trapped Assassins.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

No Man's Land Complete all Rift missions.

Supercharged Won the race

Neighborhood Hero Completed "Fair Play"

Seriously Good at This The player has completed the game on the Hard difficulty setting

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Good Night for a Walk Anyways Completed "Sarah"

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Choreography Perform 10 Co-op sync kills.

Storm Cloud over Chinatown Completed "Better Get Used to It"

Better Than Money Purchase 5 items from the Black Market.

Comic Violence Found a copy of Gangsters Monthly

Pick Pocket Steal the score of a lifetime

Bounty Hunter Complete 20 side missions.

Share the Wealth Get all the rewards in a Co-op mission in Paris.

No Man Left Behind Complete the mission "A Dam Fine Rescue".

Murder in the House of God Completed "The Saint and the Sinner"

A Man Chooses Complete the game on Survivor difficulty

An Old Internet Meme Renovate all the Social Clubs and complete all the Social Club missions.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Must've Got Lost Complete "Lost in Nightmares" on any difficulty setting.

Brass Balls Complete the game on Hard difficulty without using a Vita-Chamber.

Your Canuck Cousins Completed "A Trip to the Country"

Merciful Killer Perform 10 non-lethal takedowns in a Co-op mission.

Rat in the House Completed "Omerta"