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Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

New In Town Complete the mission "Plan B".

Gangs of Lost Heaven Completed "Ordinary Routine"

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Needs More Data Earn Data Bonuses in 3 different Helix Rifts.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

And Stay Down! Perform a ground execution.

Token Gesture Redeem 25 tokens.

How Do I Look? Unlock 10 customization items.

An Old Flame Complete the mission "Hunting The Firehawk".

Supercharged Won the race

Neighborhood Hero Completed "Fair Play"

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Good Night for a Walk Anyways Completed "Sarah"

Thawed Free a total of 10 trapped Assassins.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Storm Cloud over Chinatown Completed "Better Get Used to It"

No Man's Land Complete all Rift missions.

Comic Violence Found a copy of Gangsters Monthly

Murder in the House of God Completed "The Saint and the Sinner"

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Seriously Good at This The player has completed the game on the Hard difficulty setting

Choreography Perform 10 Co-op sync kills.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Your Canuck Cousins Completed "A Trip to the Country"

Share the Wealth Get all the rewards in a Co-op mission in Paris.

Better Than Money Purchase 5 items from the Black Market.

Bounty Hunter Complete 20 side missions.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Rat in the House Completed "Omerta"

No Man Left Behind Complete the mission "A Dam Fine Rescue".

An Old Internet Meme Renovate all the Social Clubs and complete all the Social Club missions.

Pick Pocket Steal the score of a lifetime

A Man Chooses Complete the game on Survivor difficulty

Blood on Beech Hill Completed "Visiting Rich People"

Best Laid Plans Completed "Great Deal"

The Day the War Began Completed "Bon Appétit"

Merciful Killer Perform 10 non-lethal takedowns in a Co-op mission.