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The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Eye Opener Complete the game and open the city.

Yee Haw! Herd the Yakows in to their Pen

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Cat's best friend Nuzzle up against 5 robots.

Meowlody Bring all the music sheets to Morusque.

Butcher The Lizard - Cut your finger using saw or scissors

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Baby Master Suicide Baby - Make no mistakes taking care of the baby

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

The Collectivist Collect 125 Precursor Orbs

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Shoot Some B-Roll For Elena Explore Photo Mode

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

The Collectationator! Collect 286 Precursor Orbs

Relic Finder Find the Strange Relic

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Hand Over Fish Catch 200 Pounds of Fish

Triple Dyno-Might! Kill 3 Enemies with 1 Explosion

Productive Day Sleep for more than one hour.

Bad Cop Shrink and Punches - Do not stop Blake from hitting Dupré

Done Done Done For excellent and dedicated field work in the field of battle for completion

Nerd Find all clues using ARI (Crime scene + Mad Jack + Fish tank) and find the Origami Killer

Trial Master Succeeded in all Ethan's trials

Black Thumb Defeat the Dark Eco Plant

Zoom! Reach the End of Fire Canyon

Power Lunch Collect 25 Power Cells

250 Headshots Defeat 250 Enemies with Headshots

Shiny Happy Steeples Connect the Eco Beams

Scratch Scratch the vinyl in the club.

Bare-knuckle Slugger Defeat 50 Enemies with Hand-to-Hand Combat

50 Kills: Moss - 12 Kill 50 Enemies with the Moss - 12

Unforgivable On the Loose - Do not forgive Madison

Tonight's Featured Event Defeat Lurker Ambush in Arena

Buzzin' Collect 28 Scout Flies

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.