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Found Cohen's Room The player has entered Sander Cohen's personal quarters

Time Paradox Kill Makarov and complete your mission

Lubed up Complete the slide in the Statue of Apollo without dying

Monkey Around In multiplayer, escape death 3 times by using the rope ascender.

Hot Mess Defeated Kane

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Diamond Hard You cleaned out Vangelico to pay back Martin Madrazo.

First Kills Are Special Defeat a zombie.

City of Fear Defend the assault on your ally's fortress.

Burning Vengeance Perform an Execution on a flaming Berserker.

Got No Strings Defeat Donna and Angie.

Turtle Soup You helped the turtles to the sea.

A sad tune You made someone feel better.

Windpipe You made the inventor dance.

Beat School: Guitar Serenity 1 Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Bass Boss Complete the Beat School level.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Beat School: Underworld Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Danger! Danger! Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: 8-Bit Melody Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Guitar Serenity 2 Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Insert Coin Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Kalimba Magic Complete the Beat School level.

No Power in Numbers Help a Captain survive a Recruitment Power Struggle, and then kill him and all his new recruits.

Beat School: In The Club Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Robot Invasion Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Lazy Day Beat Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Groovology 101 Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Basic Rock Beat Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Harmony Helper Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Piano? PiaYES! Complete the Beat School level.

Research PhD Max out all possible research

Fish Out of Water Defeat the mutated Moreau.

Whale Song You practised singing.

Beat School: Dubstep Drum Practice Complete the Beat School level.

If it ain't broke... Reconstruct all of the Decayed Chests

Beat School: Filthy Bass Monster Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Driving the Autobahn Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Big Hair Beat Complete the Beat School level.

Dogs. I Hate Dogs. Kill 20 attack dogs with a knife.

Beat School: All You Need is Wub Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Half-Time Drum Loops Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Synth Grime Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Shoulder Pads Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Hollywood Cop Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Fast Times Complete the Beat School level.

Stinking Rebels Brand 5 Bodyguards of a Warchief, turning them against him in combat.

In Love with Ryan Slept with Ryan.

Chain Gang Perform the Serpent's Fury 3 times