coldelvis

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Archer of the Month Headshot kill an enemy with the bow while in the air.

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Namaste Use Dawn & Dusk to make time speed forward 30 times.

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Seven Farmers Complete Side Quest "Seven Farmers".

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

Circle of Life Feed a predator with a corpse.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Father Gascoigne Defeat the beast that once was Father Gascoigne.

Quick reload Unlock tactical perk 8

Set-up Date Bring a tamed lion to a crocodile.

Dual-wield expert Unlock assault perk 8

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

HAPPY FAMILY Kara, Alice, Luther are together at the end

Eye Can't Believe It Collect all the Gorgon Eyes

Heart Stopper Defeat a certain enemy by stabbing it in the heart.

For Those About to Die… Complete all arena events in the Krokodilopolis Arena.