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Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

I'm a Legend Be equipped with only Legendary equipment.

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Path to the Goddess Solve the Goddess Statue puzzle.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Deliverance Release friend

Vermin Extermination Destroy a Mr. Raccoon.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Ben-Hur Win the first Hippodrome tournament.

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Archer of the Month Headshot kill an enemy with the bow while in the air.

Namaste Use Dawn & Dusk to make time speed forward 30 times.

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Seven Farmers Complete Side Quest "Seven Farmers".

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Circle of Life Feed a predator with a corpse.

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Dual-wield expert Unlock assault perk 8

Quick reload Unlock tactical perk 8

Set-up Date Bring a tamed lion to a crocodile.

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

Eye Can't Believe It Collect all the Gorgon Eyes

For Those About to Die… Complete all arena events in the Krokodilopolis Arena.

Master Diver Complete 15 underwater locations.

Heart Stopper Defeat a certain enemy by stabbing it in the heart.

Father Gascoigne Defeat the beast that once was Father Gascoigne.