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Brother In Arms Liberate 1 Outpost playing as Hurk (Campaign Co-op only).

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

The Crocodile Complete Main Quest "The Crocodile's Jaws".

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

The Bell Killer's Story Learned about the Bell Killer

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Slasher Kill 3 enemies with one hit.

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Codex Discovered the meaning of the supernatural graffiti

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

The Siege Complete Main Quest "The Aftermath".

Almost There Complete Main Quest "The Final Weighing".

Collector All Collected all of the artifacts

The End Complete the last Main Quest.

Moving On Collected every trophy in the game

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

I'm a Legend Be equipped with only Legendary equipment.

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Path to the Goddess Solve the Goddess Statue puzzle.

Deliverance Release friend

Vermin Extermination Destroy a Mr. Raccoon.

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Ben-Hur Win the first Hippodrome tournament.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar